Hook Up Culture is London's flirtiest night out! Our monthly mixed bill cabarets are a warm embrace of a night: comedy, clowning, music, poetry, and whatever else we feel like, hosted by your new bestie Laila Woozeer. We want to celebrate the joy, thrill, and fun of romance - whether you’re feeling jaded over one too many Bumble meltdowns, looking to commiserate over yet another Wrong Jones, or feeling the anticipatory thrill after a really flirty first date, this is the night for you.
All ticket proceeds go to charity!
What day of the week is it?: Most regularly Wednesday, but we bounce around with Tuesday and Thursday too 🫦 NOT commitment girlies..
Charity: All ticket profits go to charity - the chosen charity changes each night.
Running Bits:
New here? First time audience members read on and welcome to our lore!
Poster Pint: If you can name the band on the poster you get a free pint.
Solo Table: The solo table is for people who have come SOLO. If you come with somebody else and sit on this table then prepare to get mercilessly dragged.
The Fuckaround Five: our house band. There has never once been five of them 😇
"Fuck around?": we say "Fuck Around?", you say "FIND OUT!"
The Hook Up Culture Curse: everyone hooks up at Hook Up Culture... except Laila! Will 2025 be the year the curse is lifted?!
What's Backstage?: Performers describe the wild antics that happened backstage. Is it fictional? Never.
Next dates:
March 26th: It's Hook-Up Culture!
📣 Weds again
Acts: Mary O'Connell, Mx Fortune, P Burton-Morgan, Soft Play, Pravanya Pillay, Cameron Sinclair Harris with HOST Laila Woozeer
That's right we've gone balls to the wall march madness with this absolutely STACKED line-up! Let's go!! Grab your tickets now for a night of merriment, mirth and musical goodness <3
Proceeds to: Sudan Relief
April 29th: BUNNY/EASTER
📣 Tuesday! Look at that! We are SO random 🤪
Acts: tba
Proceeds to: tba
May 28th: no explicit theme so "randy horndogs" as per
📣 Wednesday! They couldn't hold us down
Acts: tba
Proceeds to: tba
